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Endnu mere Turkish Airlines fra København

Af Kenneth Karskov // Turkish Airlines er et selskab, der ofte glider under radaren i Københavns Lufthavn, hvor det er selskaber som Qatar Airways, Emirates, Norwegian og SAS, der ofte stjæler overskrifterne. Det tyrkiske flyselskab udvider dog hele tiden …

Se billederne: Her er den nye Airbus A220

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Ny Dreamliner rute til København

Af Kenneth Karskov // ]>Københavns Lufthavn får ny Dreamliner-rute - endda med et helt nyt selskab. Det e…

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“Do you have any idea who I am?”

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Er der én historie fra luftfarten, som jeg kan læse igen og igen og stadig smile af, så er det klassikeren herunder. “Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am” er ikke ny, men jeg nu faldt jeg lige over den igen, og den giver mig altid en god start på dagen…

For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we all love!

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded United flight was cancelled. A single agent was re booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said,”I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first, and I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.” The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “Do you have any idea who I am?” Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.

“May I have your attention please?” she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to the gate.”

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, “F*** you!”

Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to stand in line for that, too.”